Mia: Then don't! Sexual compatibility is important in a bae, and if you're not feeling the human vibrator now, it's going to hurt other parts of your relationship later in the game. If you can't be honest and open and tell him that unlike the declarations of certain '90s one hit wonders, Hammer Time is never appropriate. If that doesn't work, tell him he's going to pay for your physical therapy bills – you'll need 'em! – or kick him to the curb.
Steve: Mia's nailed this one. Maybe you can softly sing Paul Simon's "Feelin' Groovy," that begins, "Slow down, you move too fast." Sex is 10 percent of a relationship when it's good and 90 percent when it's bad.
Steve: If you can't change jobs or her attitude, looks like you're going to have to wait for the midnight hour, or weekends. Sorry. It'll get easier as you get older.