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Horoscopes: Thursday, March 30, 2017

ARIES (March 21-April 19). Fun? You're game! The world seems to sense this about you and will offer opportunities to practice the spectrum of mirth - grinning, laughing, hooting, hollering and dancing.

ARIES (March 21-April 19). Fun? You're game! The world seems to sense this about you and will offer opportunities to practice the spectrum of mirth - grinning, laughing, hooting, hollering and dancing.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Your work will be only as good as you can make it right now. So don't worry about how it measures up. Just work until you overcome your fear.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You'll attract people who want to help you, align with you, or simply keep you company. You can accomplish the same without these potential partners, but it won't be nearly as easy or fun.

CANCER (June 22-July 22). Though your idea may start the action today, what happens because of it isn't about you. There are niches to be filled, and as people fill them, lives will change.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). For whatever reason, it may be the wrong time to let others know what you really think - at least not everything. It's the right time, however, to start moving instinctively and privately toward your ideas.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Strong intuitive currents are running through you today, and you're inclined to believe them. You feel it when you feel it, and when you don't, there's nothing anyone can do about it.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Though you may never have to weather the extreme elements, you want a warm, durable coat that can handle such a remote possibility. This metaphor will apply to some part of your life.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Today, your wit is what a mandolin is to a butter knife: You're sharper and more precise, and the result is artfully impressive. Take precautions to avoid hurting someone accidentally.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). If you speak highly of what you do, the next thing that will happen is people will want you to do it for them. Gauge your speech based on this. If it's not your desire to serve others at this time, hold your tongue.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). If you keep solving a problem in the same way, does that really count as a solution? Maybe there something you could do to handle this once and for all. Ask around.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Remember when you fretted for nothing? Let that discourage you from today's worries, or at least consider taking a break for the day - you can always resume worrying.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). If you followed the directions on your shampoo bottle too literally, you would be rinsing and repeating until the bottle ran out. Today, you'll approach every endeavor with common sense first.

TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (March 30). Like a bird pecking its way out of an egg, you're emerging into a wider world this year. There's much to learn over the next three months, and a wise guide will show up to help. A financial drain will be sealed and healed in April. In June, you'll strike emotional gold. August brings a wonderful love story. Leo and Sagittarius adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 39, 2, 24, 44 and 16.