A recent study at the University of Pennsylvania found that bald is beautiful.

Though Penn frowns on judging people based on appearance, male and female students on campus said that men who have lost their locks, either by choice or genetics (or in some cases Photoshop), scored higher in attractiveness, confidence, and dominance.

On Wednesday, the noted bald curmudgeon Larry David appeared on Today  to promote the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Host Matt Lauer asked him to respond to the study.

A stunned David needed to curb his language. (Video contains profanity.)

Twitter responded with glee: